Rangers’ stunning 3-2 victory at Parkhead wasn’t just a massive result on the pitch – it’s also sent Celtic into a full-blown meltdown off it! From bizarre complaints about celebrations to wild social media theories, the reaction from the green half of Glasgow has been nothing short of comedy gold. Let’s break down the funniest moments from Celtic’s collective tantrum.
Water-Gate: Cerny’s Liquid Offence 🚰😂
When Hamza Igamane slammed in the late winner, Vaclav Cerny ran down the touchline to join in the celebrations. In the heat of the moment, the Czech winger skooshed some water – in the direction of Celtic fans. The reaction? Utter chaos. Furious Celtic supporters kicked off, prompting Police Scotland to intervene and “restore calm.”
Now, Celtic have actually reported this “incident” to the Scottish Football Association, and the police have launched an investigation. Yes, you read that correctly – an investigation into a bit of spilled water. A viral video even captured one raging Celtic fan screaming at the police: “I’m the victim here!” – over getting slightly wet.
Rangers fans? Absolutely loving it. The clips have gone viral, racking up millions of views, with Gers supporters turning it into an instant classic.
The Locked-Out 90: The Survival Saga 🚪⏳
A group of 90 Celtic supporters were denied entry to the stadium after they refused to comply with standard police searches. Instead of, you know, following the rules, they chose to stand outside and moan about it for hours.
Celtic then released a statement of concern about the policing operation – but social media took it to another level. Unconfirmed posts suggested that some fans, unable to cope with the wait, had actually resorted to drinking their own urine to survive. Yes, really. While there’s no actual evidence to back up this wild claim, Rangers fans have run with it, and the internet is absolutely relentless.
One of the best responses? “Imagine refusing a search, getting locked out, then coming home and telling your family you drank your own p**s. What a day.”
Peter Grant’s Party Pooper Complaints 🎵🙄
Former Celtic man Peter Grant was quick to wade into the post-match drama, fuming about Rangers playing their music too loudly in the dressing room after the win.
Apparently, celebrating a hard-fought Old Firm victory is now an issue? Grant moaned about the players “not showing respect” – which is rich considering the antics we’ve seen from Celtic in the past. Maybe the real issue is that they’re not used to hearing Rangers celebrate in their own stadium?
The Referee Excuse Hotline ☎️🦓
No Celtic meltdown would be complete without a full-blown referee conspiracy theory, and SuperScoreBoard’s call-in show was a goldmine of delusion.
One after another, fuming Celtic fans dialled in to blame the officials for their team’s defeat, ignoring the fact that their side blew a two-goal deficit at home. Every Old Firm game has its dodgy calls, but this was classic deflection – rather than admit they were second-best, they reached for the tinfoil hats.
One Rangers fan summed it up perfectly: “Blaming the ref instead of their own defending. That’s Celtic for you.”
Sterling’s Instagram “Disrespect” 📱😆
Dujon Sterling found himself at the centre of another bizarre Celtic meltdown after referring to Parkhead as a Sthole in an Instagram post. Of course, he even censored it himself – but that didn’t stop Celtic fans from losing their minds over his choice of words.

The irony? Celtic fans have called Ibrox far worse, openly, for years. But the moment a Rangers player makes a cheeky remark, it’s suddenly a disgrace? Gers fans lapped up the overreaction, firing back with some classic “if the shoe fits” responses.
The Meltdown Continues…
It’s safe to say that Celtic fans are not handling this loss well. Whether it’s furious rants about water, music, social media posts, or referees, they’ve given Rangers supporters plenty of entertainment over the past few days. The best part? The memes and jokes aren’t slowing down anytime soon.
Old Firm wins are always sweet – but sometimes, the reaction afterwards makes them even better. 💙😂
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